Archive for November 21st, 2005

Singularity vs Neutrino

I had lunch (Thai, if it matters) today with my friend Linda Campbell, who runs the strategic alliances group at QNX Software Systems.  Over the lunch, I asked if she had heard about the Microsoft Research Group’s experimental OS called Singularity.  Like QNX Neutrino, Singularity is also a micro-kernal based system.  

We speculated that perhaps the Microsoft Research team was paying homage to QNX because the terms singularity and neutrino are both from the world of physics, both terms signify infinitesimal objects, and both operating systems are micro-kernal architectures.  However, it’s worth noting that a neutrino is infinitesimal and massless, while a singularity is infinitesimal with infinite mass. Somehow that seems fitting. A quick read of the whitepapers on the Singularity website revealed that, while not infinitely massive, the Singularity kernal is quite a bit larger than Neutrino.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming…

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Hugh Gallagher: Man of Many Talents

MSN Desktop Search really is a marvelous tool.  Occasionally it turns up the most unexpected things, such as this hilarious college admissions essay which I received in email in 1995.  It was hidden away in an email archive on my home PC.  Enjoy…

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This is an actual essay written by a college applicant. The author, Hugh Gallagher, now attends NYU.

3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE APPLICANT, BETTER, WE ASK THAT YOU ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTION: ARE THERE ANY SIGNIFICANT EXPERIENCES YOU HAVE HAD, OR ACCOMPLISHMENTS YOU HAVE REALIZED, THAT HAVE HELPED TO DEFINE YOU AS A PERSON?

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I’m bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear.

I don’t perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.

I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down.

I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

But I have not yet gone to college.

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The Tom and Ernie Show

Tom Howe’s Ernie Project continues to attract attention.  The latest two posts on his blog include a high level Ernie Architecture, and some cool brainstorming ideas he’s received by email.  I think the PayPal PIN idea is pretty cool.  What I want is *P on my phone.  The scenario: I am driving somewhere, and need to make a quick purchase.  For example — let’s pretend I’ve forgotten my mum’s birthday.  So, I call 1-800-FLOWERS, and order a bouquet to be delivered and press *P, plus a short PIN code, to securely transmit payment.  This actually happened to me (forgetting her birthday) a couple of years ago, and I actually did this, but instead of *P I had to dig my credit card out of my wallet and dictate the number over the telephone while clutching the card in the center of my steering wheel, and driving on an icy street in the middle of winter.

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Voice Over Everything? Of Course!

The Voice 2.0 meme is really starting to click.  The idea that voice and the web, together, is a powerful new platform for applications is spreading.  The latest thoughts on this come from Ted Wallingford in his piece Voice Over Everything.  Ted writes:

We now see voice apps beginning to meld with the Web. Voice over Everything is a place where the conveniences of modern computing—the web browser, the mouse, the graphical user interface—are used to facilitate, speed, and optimize voice applications such as telephony.  With Voice over Everything, the lines between web browsing, telephone calling, instant messaging, and task scheduling are all blurred.  Instead of rigidly defined application boundaries, Voice over Everything portends organic, human-centric ways of leveraging voice for data, and data for voice.

Ted’s "Voice Over Everything" is another piece, like Jeff Pulver’s Purple Minutes, building on the idea that IP telephony is more than just replicating the PSTN.  Our industry has to continue to promote this theme.  Otherwise, there literally is no reason to migrate away from the PSTN.

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